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    25 julio

    Can you smile?

    Some interesting observations!

    1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
    2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
    3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
    4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
    5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
    6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
    8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
    9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
    10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
    11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
    12. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
    13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
    14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men?
    15. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
    16. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went bonkers.
    17. Ever wonder about those people who spend $3.00 a unit on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAÏVE.
    18. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
    19. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one of them enjoys it?
    20.....Did you forget your troubles for 2 minutes? Then enjoy the rest of the day. 

     

    "Blakey"



     
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